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Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Tyler Jones ( j / k Courtney )'s LiveJournal:

Saturday, November 18th, 2006
7:34 pm
Greatest Myspace Survey
About You...
AgeOld enough to know better.. Young enough to do it again.'nuff said!
BirthplaceNone of your business ::looks around:: what?
Current LocationShoe box ( and it ain't big enough for the two of us, so either move over or get the Hell out! )
Hair ColorReddish
Eye ColorGreenish
HeightWe'll go w / Cour's somewhat educated guess, on this one..5'9
HeritageRepresenting Norweigens since 1978 ( and what a thankless job that's been )
Your fearsThis survey!
Your weaknessAgain, none of your business.. Next
Goal for todayMake it home from work, w / out getting hit by a bus and I did that!
Goal for this yearNew year's resolutions in November? Wtf?
Lifetime goalRaise a happy well adjusted little girl, and finally save enough to buy a house for her to grow up in :: smiles ::
When do you want to get married?Ooo kaaay.. Who forgot to send Mr.survey a memo!?!
and to whom?I..can't..hear..you......
Ever been in love?Didn't get that memo either, huh?
Currently in love?w / my shadow ( should of believed me when I said it talked back )
Do you think you are attractive?I look like Mick Jagger, after he's been reincarnated into a rat ( and that's on a good day! )
Your best physical featureI'd like to think the flamboyance outweighs the vanity

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What's the last...
Time you cried?Halloween ( yes, the costumes were really that bad )
Book you've read?Sex for dummies :: looks around :: what?
Store you've been in?Target.. I've walked the perimeter of that store so many times, they've got my footprints on record!

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Current Mood: mischievous
Monday, February 6th, 2006
10:52 pm
Showing pictures to a crowded room full of admirers is....like throwing caution to the wind
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The woman who somehow managed to keep her head through all those dirty diapers, 3.a.m feedings and 50 first Gay playdates!
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A kid who hugs himself in his class picture grows up to love himself. Besides,who wouldn't want a piece of this?
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Next up,a shot of Tyler's lovely sister Trish, acting in some sort of movie or .t.v show (because her career really does mean the world to me, as I'm sure you've already noticed!)
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Then there's Julie(it goes Trish, me and Julie.incase you care )
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I only agreed to pose with her after I'd had a few..

Current Mood: embarrassed
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
1:50 am
Let us give this thing a shot. Shall we?
This family is something else. Really they are. Let me explain.. One gets in a fight with her sister's husband and moves out..Okay, great. So her room's mine now? Is that how it works around here? The other has forced me into taking a sex class because of how much we will supposedly benefit from it;how much stronger it promises to make our current relationship, even if all we seem to be doing is having sex with total strangers in all positions imaginable ( lest we forget unimaginable! ) And just as I prepare to ask myself the question, ' From what planet did she fall from? ' .... Her mother barrels in and proceeds to show me, as she mumbles under her breath about, how someone actually had the nerve to ask her to get rid of her Internet alter-ego. The best is yet to come however.. Taking into consideration tonight's proposal, it's obvious I have finally gotten used to looking the other way! So be happy for me. I am ::smiles::

Current Mood: ecstatic
Friday, October 7th, 2005
12:24 am
My first posting is a survey?!? Wtf?
8 Firsts...

*First Best Friend: Keith something or other.. I don't really remember. Our mothers introduced us when we were babies.

*First Kiss: Alex Rowler ( the dude I dated in high school )

*First Screen Name: ty_ty_bo_bi I only had an email address before I met Cour ::tylertownsend@swishmail.com::

*First Pet: A goldfish named September.. Sounds like the title of a movie!

*First Piercing: n/a

*First Crush: Keith but I was too young, at that time, to really transform my feelings into actions

*First Music: The Police- Roxanne.. That was the first song I ever remember hearing anyway.

*First Car: A blue 1965 Mustang and boy is she hot!

7 Lasts...

*Last Cigarette: A couple seconds ago. I'm a wicked chain smoker

*Last Alchoholic Beverage: A Ceasar, the last time Cour and I went out to eat ( and, no, we didn't go to the Olive Garden )

*Last Car Ride: To Cour's house tonight ::smiles::

*Last Kiss: Cour

*Last Movie Seen: Laws of Attraction

*Last Phone Call: My sister.. She asked if I was still using my Cd burner, I told her to get a life and her own, and she hung up! Now I'm wondering if it was something I said..

*Last CD Played: It's called the radio. Don't know if you've heard of them.

6 Have You Evers....

*Have You Ever Broken the Law: Does hiring the odd hooker count..or bouncing a check?

*Have you Ever been arrested? By the fashion police, but I'd rather not talk about it

*Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: With Cour..in the shower..

*Have You Ever Been on TV: No, but this one time, I tried to get inside one!

*Have You Ever Been in love: Well, whenever I tell someone I am, in fact, in love, they tell me I just think I am. So you tell me?

5 Things....

*5 Things You're Wearing: Boxers, a t shirt, condom ( in my pocket ), socks and the ring I got after I graduated from high school

*5 things you last did: Changed, asked Cour if she wanted to have sex again tonight, brushed my teeth, took a load of laundry downstairs to Pattie, answered the call from my sister

*5 Things You Can't Live Without: Sex, hair straighteners, men, women, air

*5 places You've Been: To Cour's bedroom, The Olive Garden ( you should honestly think about going there sometime ), Target, the Eifel Tower, inside the Statue of Liberty

4 favorite things In NO Order
*1. That movie Spinal Tap
*2. Overcoats
*3. Banana flavored condoms
*4. The Mustang

3 People You Can Tell *Almost* Anything To in NO order
1. Adrianne
2. Cour
3. Pattie

2 Choices...
1. Black or White: Grey
2. Hot or Cold: Warm

1 Thing You Want to Do Before you die: Find closure!

Current Mood: sarcastic
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